I think you'll agree that the world needs more such women.  Males can

also glean something from these sapient females.  Cheers! Go, Zsa Zsa!

 Go,

Dolly! :)

 Subject: Fw: Smart Women

1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know

I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly

ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-

3.I want to have children, but my friends scare me.  One of my

friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do

anything that feels good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-

4. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a

child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

-Rita Rudner-

5. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -

Wendy Liebman-

6. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.-

Erma Bombeck-

7. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing

them. -Sue Grafton-

8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

9. I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-

10. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men

invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-

11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon

Pearson-

12. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda

Radner-

13. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you

want anything done, ask a woman.-Margaret Thatcher-

14. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine

marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinhem-

15. Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.-Gloria

Steinhem

16. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets

at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which

growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat

that comes home late at night. -Marie Corelli-

17. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.-Baroness

Edith Summerskill

18. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing

neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little

noose around your neck-Linda Ellerbee

19. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep

his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor-