You know if you've been in Korea too long if:(updated version)

1.You think Korean men are romantic

2.You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE

3.A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't bother you

4.You like to cut your noodles with scissors

5.You don't even notice the misspelled signs in English

6.You can balance a 50 lb. bowl on your head and walk briskly

7.You say o-rai o-rai when your helping your buddy back up his car.

8.You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in school combined.

9.You start having kimchee and rice for breakfast

10.You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy

11.More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo BookStore.

13.You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names(H.O.T.R.E.F.DJD.O.C.)

14.You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold

15.You hate Japan for no apparent reason

16.You bow to all of your American friends

17.You look for Lotteria in Des Moines Iowa

18.You enjoy instant coffee

20.You find that you shuffle around with the backs of your shoes crushed in

21.Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permedand

wear unmatched clothes and anklets

22.You no longer hang out in Itaewon

23.Whenever you are surprised you say 'Igoo'

24.You are honked at and you call the driver a 'pabu kasickieah'

25.U.S. dollars look small in physical size

26.You understand what they're trying to sell through the loud speaker in that truck that drives by your house every morning.

27.You find yourself sucking air though your teeth when a shopkeeper offers you their'best price' - worse, yet, you are on home leave and try it at Neiman-Marcus

28.You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode

29.You know exactly what kind of dogs are "good"

30.You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar

31.You've bought everything they sell on the subway

32.You don't even notice the captions when watching anAmericanmovie

33.You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can pop those crispy silk worm larvae

34.You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds

35.You've eaten pig's feet36.Korean cops no longer look like boyscouts.

37.You can pronounce "hyundai" correctly

38.You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't play the radio out loud back in the States.

39.The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her upon your return to the States

40.You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall.

41.You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair

42.You hear someone release gas and you say, "Whopann gooed?

43.The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of'coffees'

44.You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor

45.You have started snapping your gum in public

46 You start having a midnight snack of cold rice andfish heads

47.You refer to your POV as your 'my car'

48.You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountian for two hours and running on to a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in suit and tie

49.You call back to the States and ask your best friend if they have moved into their new 'a pot to,' yet

50.You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartmen building as a mansion

51.Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and yousay,"Nosweatie da"

52.Your favorite exclamation is "I goo chew ka ta"

53.You buy dried squid to munch on while you are stalledintraffic

54.You stop reacting when you walk in the Men's Room and the cleaning lady is in there

55.You stop reacting when you see an adjushi with his hand deep into his fly when he is still fifteen feet from the Men'sRoomdoor

56.You are driving down the highway, nature calls urgently, and you stop along the road and whip it out

57.You start thinking that OB Beer really hits the spot

58.You moved back to the States and cussed out your car wash man after finding your car dirty one morning

59.You stopped reacting to the janitor rinsing out the mop in the stool

60.You start wearing a dark suit and tie at night